Smell

How do you tell a friend they smell ? I ask this because I don't know how and what I would do if I am faced with this problem. We can all call ourselves ride or die for our friends but would u go there? At the end of the day not everyone is approachable for u to tell even if u were hardcore friends. some might take offense even though its for their good and some might think your jealous. I mean I'm guilty of pointing out others that smell that I don't know cause its easier to do so. I don't know them they don't know me. It is said if you can smell them so can they themselves, but on the other hand maybe they can't (giving the side eye). Everyone have their moments we are not above smelling but hopefully we combat it. for instance if u go around fucking the world yourtwat is going to smell all that cum and the residue from the condom is going to make your pussy stink if you don't take care of it, (theire are stories to these im just not going to tell) I wonder if these people have their doctors on speed dial. i knew someone that i worked i was cool with her but her breath stink and a male coworker told us he smelled her twat, the breath part i didn't know how to tell her it stink without offending her. She was one of them people that was all that and more and didn't know how to take someone looking out for her like that. My thing with that was her cousin she was very close with and boyfriend at the time didn't say nothing to her, so I know they talked about behind her back. I know your pH balance can be off and that could be the reason for the smell told my friends if they ever smell me like that and they don't know how to tell me send me a texts,email,dm, aim something cause its more embarrassing to be embarrassed. Just let me know!!!!

to Love or to dick?

I pose this because in this day and age we are so in love with someone today and then tomorrow they are our after thoughts. I myself is guilty of this but the difference with me is I know I'm not in love and there hasn't been any dickmatize on my side from the few times i have been engage in the act, but i must say in the heat of passion i find myself willing to commit to certain things. I know of people not caring for someone then bam they have the dick for a few times an they get on another level with it. So is there love or we just get dickmatize by the situation then start acting a fool with ourselves. I know there is no limit to how many loves u can have, but should it not be a sign being in love every three months after a few sexual encounters. Should it not occur to u that the dick is what your in love with or just the idea of sexing.I know of friends who "love" someone from sexual encounters. In our society it so common to use sex as introduction we forget what it is like to know the actual person, in many cases that's why relationships and marriages don't work or last long. Because after the dick becomes common what is there after, knowing the person after u get to know them u see u were not compatible except for the sex hence the three month and always being in love. This is just ramblings of my thoughts and idea, if you feel differently feel free to comment and put your thesis out there.

49.99 H&M JACKET

Its like a disease here in Philly that damn fake pleather jacket. Damn the shit was made for spring and fall like weather but u wouldn't know that how these female and guys rock it out here. It is like 10 degrees outside bitches on campus walking from building to building outside with just a sweater on with the fake pleather jacket. Bitch i know your ass is cold cause im cold and i got on two shirts, a hoodie and my peacoat with a scarf and im freezing. They put on some glove on like thats going to keep them warm. Then a few years from now when they have all these medical conditions they are going to sue H&M for them having medical problems. You would think its only teenagers but its everyone out here,they be at the bus stop mind you Philly bus service is not the best so you are liable to be waiting for 30 mintues in the cold waiting for a bus with the best of them. Maybe its just me but its getting on my nerve cause its too cold to be walking around in a pleather jacket with a sweater. If they were looking cute i would give props but they dont.

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Im back

It's been awhile since i post anything but im am back in full force and will blog more. So much have happened since my last blog. I will put up everything in time its too much for just one post. Me and one of my partners in crime is going to Vegas for spring break so much fun so little time.

UNDERSTANDING

This post came about because of events that happened to me and people i know its been awhile for a post so here i go starting it off. I try to be very considerate of others and their feelings but these days and time I'm finding it to be very hard. I follow the beliefs that do unto others that u want others to do unto to you. You let it be known what u are about and what your expectations are but still problems arrive. Theres an understanding thats there but Guys are becoming more and more emotional and are playing more childish games. Its like you are going to have to go the pet store and pick up a rabbit or octopus to avoid all the griefs. Like mouth teeth and tongue said sometimes u just want to be f$%**d and left the f$%k alone it could be both in that order or either or either. Its sound harsh but it is reality and it bes like that sometimes. Unless you are the person main one or the prized jawn don't make high demands about anything. If we are at an event we did not go to together to play your position and I'm going to play mine. If u don't get a phone call that means i don't want to be bothered and it does not necessarily mean I'm with someone i just prob don't want to be bothered. And dumb asses we are up on you calling and then you call back from a private number. I don't answer private number so if u want want me call unblock and don't leave me no voicemail i check those every 7 days, and don't send me no random texts I'm just gonna delete it it and i reset my phone ever so often to avoid junk. Dont feel offended this is if the cap fits wear it if not just ignore this.

SMMFH

Big ups to most hated for that blog about great sex. But back to my train of thoughts why do guys feel the need to play females or try to put them on blast when they get played or their feelings hurt.Case in point someone i know had sex with some one after the sex she started giving him the cold shoulders,she had someone else she was feeling. the guy started acting like a female coming aroun asking whats going on with her. Then this nigga had the nerve to try to talk to me sayn my friend was corny, him saying this to me got me thinking hell no i am not a charity case or hes trying to dick me and everyone down so i shut him down i felt bad for him but kept it moving. I went to my friend and told her she gave it to me straight he was wack there was no feelings or nothing she was just laying there im guessing hes below a 5.3. It was also fuckd up cause she told a few people he knew that it was wack got me feeling bad cause u know i dont like to kiss and tell but to each his own, to add insult to injury there were mad jokes about him and the situation i was laughing u know when its not u its the funniest. This nigga had the nerve again to come to me and somone else asking about her pretending he forgot her name then hes gonna be like oh i fuck so many girls i dont know their names. Me and the someone else looked at him like that was not called for cause obviously his feelings is hurt cause his friends is getting on him for his performance that could not even earn him a sag award, then he wants my number to talk about the situation i could careless what happened between them thats not my pussy or im not on no pussy patrol or dick watch just chalked it up to being fucked and ignore it happens to the best of them cause going aroun saying shit only makes you look more stupid and have us LOAO (Laughing our asses off) at ur expense. Hopefully he reads most hated blog about great sex and take some pointers.SMMFH

What is the definition of GREAT sex??

Ok so what is the definition of GREAT sex? As you can see i said GREAT not good, there is a huge difference. Good is classified as nothing out of the ordinary, mundane, mediocrity, etc you get the point. On the other hand GREAT sex is that MIND-BLOWING, TOE-CURLING, i think i wanna buy him a short-set kinda sex!!! In summary, GREAT sex starts with a nigga that got that FIRE DICK!! Look...only a few can don the name Chocolate Cocaine. Now Chocolate Cocaine is a nigga that fuck you so good he have yo ass going through withdrawls, you be feenin' for the dick so bad. After the first time ya'll fuck you go out and buy that muthafucka an outfit, hat and a pair of Jordans. And on top of that fix his ass breakfast, lunch, and dinner!!So what makes the sex GREAT? Does size actually matter or is it the motion in the ocean that actually determines his ranking from 1-10? Positions, positions, positions? Is communication during sex essential for GREAT? Slow & steady or fast & furious? Is oral a must to achieve the status of GREAT? These r just sum questions i asked myself in order to determine what my definition of GREAT sex is. First and foremost, SIZE DEFINITELY W/O A DOUBT MATTERS %100 of the time, sorry fellas but its tru, if ur not packing heavily than the chick is most likely faking to be honest. i was reading a Cosmo article and it was saying how women only need about 4.5inches of penis to reach the G-spot, OMG clearly this article was written by a white man trying to compensate or validate his short comings, lets be serious 4.5 tho, naw im not buyin it. But there are also ppl out there who believe that even though a brother might be small he can still satisfy u sexually, through various techniques and positions, naw im not buyin that one either. Don't get me wrong, he'll get an A for effort but come on lets be real i need at least 8inches of thickness, i need to feel it in my stomach, a lil explicit i kno but we grown!! I kno some of you are like well M0$t H@t3d how do i find out whether hommie is packing or not? Well question no more, i have come with a technique that will allow u to kno on the spot whether dude is official. Its simple and straight to the point, its called the grab & go, literally u grab and either go for the door or go for the bed!!! I believe a dude who has no stroke but a nice size tool with a lil patience can be taught how to work it, however, a dude with stoke game at 100 but dick at 5.3 cant be saved!!! Positions, positions, positions are crucial to achieve GREAT status. Dont we all just crave that man who will man-handle us, flip us into numerous back bending positions, and bring out that inner beast inside of us, hmmm i kno i do, idk about yall!!! GREAT sex does not begin in missionary, GREAT sex throws you the unexpected like doggie style. Though missionary can be transformed into different positions, it is still rather boring and ordinary. Spice it up!!! its just not dude's responsibility to come up with different positions, c'mon ladies i kno how we can get a lil lazy at times and just lay there while the dude does all the work but to obtain GREAT status on ur side you must actively participate also. Break outta the box, use props (chairs, walls, kitchen counters, etc) just allow ur imagination to run wild. GREAT sex does require you to be a little bit vocal. Silence is awkward, especially when the only thing you hear is your headboard banging against the wall or your bed squeaking (first-hand experience). Your focus shifts from the task at hand to how you need to move the bed a lil further away from the wall or to the price of a new bed. For dudes, soft moaning is good but now if ur screaming louder than me, than there is a problem, we cannot compete in this area. Also, fellas asking questions during sex is annoying. Dont you hate when ur trying to get urs and hommie keeps fucking up ur focus by askin redundant questions like "how does it feel? does it feel good? tell me how much you love this dick?" Clearly if you have to ask it isnt GREAT at all and the chick is lying to you wishing you would shut the hell up!! I said communicate not interrogate!! On the other hand if the chick offers to reveal this information without you having to ask, you are definitely putting it DOWN!!! But if shorty starts getting a lil carried away screaming "fuck me harder" or "tell me how much of a whore i am" lol just slap the shit outta that crazy hoe!! It also isnt cool for a dude to start callin you outta your name, unless ur into that kinda stuff. The grunting, growls, and other animal like noises r all acceptable for guys, so not sexy for a female to sound like shes howling at the moon. Communication is all about encouraging your partner, letting them know that their doing a GREAT job, just keep the encouraging to a minimum. Slow & steady vs Fast & furious? I think a mixture is ideal for GREAT sex. Who wants somebody who fucks at snail pace or better yet, like a rabbit?? It has to be sum balance between the two. Start slow, work your way up, and then bring it back down. Constant fast strokes can be tiring for the female and a lil rough, unless your fucking Superhead or a chick wit zero walls. Slow down, take your time fellas, even if you dont, pretend like you care about pleasuring the female also, trust me, it will be a much more enjoyable experience for you and u just might get seconds. I personally like slow deep strokes vs fast short strokes. You feel more and you have a chance for your movements to become in sync with your partner's which is GREAT!! ORAL is not essential for GREAT sex but its a plus. Oral just puts the frosting on the cake. Like Lil Kim said, no licky licky no sticky sticky. However, if ur head game aint up to par your stroke game betta most definitely make up for it. Cause aint nothin worse than a nigga who cant eat or fuck, damn you all fucked up hommie, wtf r u good 4??? But if ur head game is on point, not by what you think but someone has actually told you this or you witnessed a chick's eyes rolling in the back of her head during, then go for it, it will only raise score, besides who wants to be a lame 5.3?? In conclusion, GREAT sex is all the above, its all about how much you put into it, if u put the bare minimum ur gonna receive trash back in return. Dont cheat yourself treat yourself!!! I kno yall r gonna have comments, add what else you believe contributes to GREAT sex!!

YESSSS BITCHEZ!!

Ok so yall already kno imma have a lot to say on this shit, after all im alwayz the one who has a long ass story to tell in my away message but I neva get to tell the whole story cuz I get cut off lol. But anyway, let me start off by sayin YES BITCHEZ we finally have a place 2 post all our grievances, complaints, catastrophies, dramatic episodes, not so satisfying sexual experiences, dissappointing club nights, wild drunken episodes, dummie missions, and lets not forget what we hate about PHILLY, OMG the list is endless...We also have a place to put niggaz, bitchez, birds, lames, hoodrats, smuts, hoes, slut-bag whores, cunts, bum bitchez, snakes, wack niggaz, stalkers, crazies, ex boyfriends, jump-offs, boos, and room-mates on BLAST!! LET THE RIPPIN SESSION BEGIN!!!

Ok so my summer has been pretty boring and I MISS MY LADIES SOO MUCH. but since we got this blog up imma start by sayin how much of a bitch exes are...this dumbass wanna keep starting shit and yes he knows who he is...stalker and shit coming to ppls houses and blasting me on facebook...um grow up and grow some balls you internet thug! ugh! anywho i miss my ladies cant wait to return back to school to be with yall (no homo) this semester will be fun!